In Which It Is Recalled That Disabilities Trump Snot

Mr. Pabulum just reminded me that the only thing the Academy loves more than snot is disability. If you smile through a disability, you're almost a lock to get the bald gold guy.

So, sorry Clint, looks like it's Jamie's year.

(Because, not only does he smile through a disability, at one point his character has EYE SNOT. So all his Oscar-bait bases are covered.)

In related news, Mr. Pabulum is now looking for writers for his new idea - a weepy drama about a hospital in the 1930s that caters solely to paraplegics with severe allergies.